We are currently observing Evel Knievel attempting to leap over a chasm, while simultaneously aiding in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic. To further complicate matters, the debut of HBO’s “Hard Knocks” coincides with the hiatus between the National Football League’s offseason and the Super Bowl, creating a void in the football world.
It seems that NFL quarterbacks Tom Brady and Cam Newton received complete makeovers during the summer of 2020. What did the NFL do to drive fans crazy during those months? Well, there’s something about the summer months that just can’t live up to the excitement of MLB and NBA returning, like 300-pound linemen and kickoffs covering pigeons. Football fans will crave anything about the game during this time.
According to his Twitter bio, @notkdk3 is a self-proclaimed “Internet Genius” who first stumbled across Saban Nick’s “thread” when he unexpectedly came across different colored sunsets on my timeline.
If you have an absurd eye for comedy, I’m only sharing the first one if checking it out is worth the rest to me.
Nick Saban as different colored sunsets a thread: pic.twitter.com/IfUXDcUj0l
— KD? (@notkdk3) April 16, 2020
The internet erupted in June 2020 when KD, the greatest creation in NFL history, dropped women as quarterbacks. But why not here today?
Expect nothing short of genius as you can see, the NFL team from the North AFC and the South NFC takes rookies rising and retired QBs like Tony Romo and Peyton Manning into Pro Bowl selections, perennial Super Bowl champions, and record-setting multi-passers turned KD.
Some accomplish it immensely. Others should never, ever contemplate undergoing this transformation. (Take a look at Sam Darnold.).
NFL QBs as women, a thread: pic.twitter.com/aIPTAoH4z1
— KD? (@notkdk3) June 18, 2020
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— KD? (@notkdk3) June 18, 2020
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— KD? (@notkdk3) June 18, 2020
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— KD? (@notkdk3) June 18, 2020
Bonus: pic.twitter.com/g3Si9KdMn7
— KD? (@notkdk3) June 18, 2020
Bonus Retired QBs: pic.twitter.com/UvmErMjc5d
— KD? (@notkdk3) June 19, 2020
I have a multitude of ideas.
Prior to his makeover, Drew Brees, the retired quarterback from the New Orleans Saints, launches into a baseless diatribe about how everyone should know about standing for the national anthem, then goes on to block a group of kids running a lemonade stand by calling the cops, resembling a “Karen.”
2. That person is not Dak Prescott (Dallas Cowboys). That individual is Selena Gomez, and I will not be persuaded otherwise.
Jimmy Garoppolo (San Francisco 49ers) is not only the most handsome man in the NFL, but also unquestionably the most beautiful woman.
4. Why does Matthew Stafford (Los Angeles Rams) bear a remarkable resemblance to a youthful Sigourney Weaver?
Under that hair is glowing that Hawaiian skin. Should commit to this look full time, Tua Tagovailoa (Miami Dolphins) I really think.
6. Ben Roethlisberger (Pittsburgh Steelers) is the aunt who insists on making her world-famous strawberry pretzel salad dessert for every holiday dinner.
Joe-Ann, please consume your lunch and be quiet. The microwave is unclean, it brings to mind the colleague who constantly grumbles, Joe Burrow (Cincinnati Bengals). 7.
This article was initially published on June 22, 2020, but these edited images are too fantastic to not be viewed again.
