Is it just a coincidence that both National Hiring Day and National Dick Suck Day fall on June 24th? Interestingly, the WhatNationalDayIsIt website claims that June 24th is a holiday that occurs almost every year, along with April 12th and October 18th. However, many people seem to agree that June 24th is the perfect day to celebrate National Dick Suck Day, especially during the summer season and Pride Month.

It is an honor to properly acknowledge the lamentation of those who have posted various tweets on the 24th of June, referencing the majority of posts as “National Dick Suck Day” on Twitter. Although some people seem to celebrate it, there is little known about the origins or significance of this day. Despite the fact that the first submission in the Urban Dictionary was posted in 2017, it is unclear how or where this day came into use on June 23, 2015. It is irrelevant whether there is any information on any other day or the 24th of June. Even so, there is no information available to cite on how or where it claims to be the first use of this day.

Many companies or nonprofits want to create a holiday like National Chicken Rotisserie Day today, which is just a holiday made up by advertising or companies. NationalDayCalendar and WhatNationalDayIsIt are sites that take submissions from any corporation or nonprofit that wants to create a holiday. These holidays, like National Chicken Rotisserie Day today, are just made up by companies or advertising. In reality, there is nothing that makes these days “official” in the eyes of the law. However, they assert that they have a narrative and background, like Point “picnics.” Day Outdoor Trouble Intercourse was created by students at Washington State University after attempting to ban laying blankets out on the ground for picnics. Day Fisting International has its own website and was created by adult stars Courtney and Lee Jiz. National Orgasm Day is an internationally recognized holiday celebrating sexual health and orgasm equality. Most of these sex holidays actually have some sort of purpose or history behind them.

If we fully dedicated ourselves to encouraging individuals to commemorate, any day – each day, even – could potentially be recognized as National Suck Dick Day. This is because we are not sufficiently promoting it, if we are uncertain about the specific date. This ultimately highlights a fundamental problem with National Suck Dick Day: The only requirement to establish an official day is to begin gaining recognition from people. Moreover, there are no further criteria.

How do you plan to pay tribute to it? June 24th will be here in a matter of weeks, so take this as a sufficient caution.